Judgment Day

After life on Jupiter had prospered for a long time, the residents completely abandoned themselves to vice. They forgot about the dedication and noble virtues of the first settlers. Lust and sloth replaced the hard work on the fields.

The old gods were incensed because of their sinful existence and decided to destroy the colony. Soon a vicious flock of space birds arrived and ravaged the farms, leaving nothing but debris and agony. It took the few survivors years to reestablish contact to Earth to tell their stories…

Intergalactic Fungus

A few days ago a strange fungus from outside the galaxy contaminated Jupiter’s water supply. Scientist had declared it as “not particularly malicious”, however in some cases the alien substance caused minor hallucinations. The citizens made use of this mellow buzz, enjoying a nice afternoon with their friends in the parks.